His sayings are many and varied, they include many completely crap jokes and lame threats.

• "I would expect this abuse from the kids, but of you sir, I am ashamed!"
  
• "I don't believe in pooling before marriage."
  
• "Just you wait till for years time Shreeve, then you'll be sorry, moooooooook!"
  
• "Blithe Blyth"
  
• "How 'bout I empty your stomach boooooooooooooy?"
  
• "You a toucha me, I keeeeeeeeeeeeel yow!"
  
• And the great favorite " ai ai ai, come on Joe wass say we go for a Tommy ai ai ai!"